Evolution Theory

In the beginning, we were all fish. Okay? Swimming around in the water. And then one day a couple of fish had a retard baby, and the retard baby was different, so it got to live. So Retard Fish goes on to make more retard babies, and then one day, a retard baby fish crawled out of the ocean with its...mutant fish hands... and it had butt sex with a squirrel or something and made a Retard frog-sqirrel, and then *that* had a retard baby which was a... monkey-fish-frog... And then this monkey-fish-frog had butt sex with a monkey, and another monkey had a mutant retard baby that screwed another monkey... and that made you! So there you go! You're the retarded offspring of five monkeys having butt sex with a fish-squirrel! Congratulations!

Today i have to go to work. I work at K-Mart.

I HATE WORK.

So this has been a pretty eventful weekend, ill just give you the run through

Friday- i decided to go see a new movie which was recieving alot of buzz called The Crazies. *SPOILER ALERT* It is about a small town where one by one more and more town folk start to act strangly. No one really knows what is going on until they find that an airplane has crashed into the swamped area and has a biological weapon on it that is supposed to bring down small groups or towns. *SPOILER END* Even though it sounds like your normal pandemic/outbreak /zombie movie such as Dawn of the Dead or 28 Days/Weeks Later which even though those are great films. This film was much scarier and had me on the edge of my seat the whole duration of the movie. Also i was lucky enough to run into my friend Chuck Smith and Garrett Tande at the movie theater.

Saturday- I hungout with my bes fran Luke Eblen, and we drove around with my girlfreind and logan wells. I also bought 25 dollars worth of dodges chicken it was GOOD!

Sunday- My other bes fran came over John Todd and he spent the night, we stayed up all night knitting eachother sweaters : - )

Heat of the Moment

I never meant to be so bad to youOne thing I said that I would never do -A look from you and I would fall from graceAnd that would wipe the smile right from my face.Do you remember when we used to danceAnd incidence arose from circumstance.One thing led to anotherwe were youngAnd we would scream together songs unsung.It was the heat of the momentTellin' me what our hearts meantThe heat of the moment shone in your eyes.And now you find yourself in '82The disco hot spots hold no charm for you.you can't concern yourself with bigger thingsYou catch the pearl and ride the dragon's wings.'cause it's the heat of the momentThe heat of the momentthe heat of the momentShone in your eyes.And when your looks are gone and your aloneHow many nights you sit beside the phone?What were the things you wanted for yourself -Teenage ambitionsyou'll remember well.It was the heat of the momentTellin' you what your heart meantThe heat of the moment shone in your eyes.It was the heat of the momentthe heat of the moment Heat of the moment shone in your eyes.Heat of the momentheat of the momentheat of the mom

This is my teacher, hes my favorite! :)

Today i drew a Blue pirate duck!

I drew the duck blue and as a pirate because i had never seen a blue duck dressed as a pirate :)

My Hero

My DAD!